This is the latest piece of spurious gossip to take the internet by storm, and this angry rant is my reaction (second third draft, because LJ delights in crashing and not saving any of what I've written).

( Rant hidden because of length (Well, this is me...) )

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I was waiting to cross a road, when a car slowed down right in front of me, and something that I perceived to be a woman somewhere deep down under the foot- thick fake tan stuck her head out of the window, stared at me and intoned: "El-vis." The car then drove away ( Read more... )